Tuesday, 27 March 2007

Naija women

There's this single mum that lives down my road, Aunty K , she should be in her 40s,very friendly and nice woman.... So over the weekend, i heard one of her daughters wasn't feeling too well and decided to just be a big aunt and say hi to them at home.

Sha, when i got there, i met one of her friends, aunty B, about same age as K,u wont believe the kind of conversation they were having, not minding that i was there oh

Aunty K: B, how far bobo yen nko(how is that guy)

Aunty B: Oloriburuku e ti lo( the cursed boy's gone)

K: Ki lo tunde( what, again?)

B: Ko ye mi oh(I dont understand)

From the gist sha, i got to know that Aunty B was dating a small boy.. can u imagine, naija woman dating a boy of 25.... Apparently, the guy got tired and wanted out, but mama B insisted that never, as long as she's in this London, the boy will not pull through, she's ready to do anything to grab the boy by force....

Can u just imagine what some naija women do? As if that was not enough..... she said she'd go to any length to get him...(na by force), bobo say he no do, but the stupid woman no wan gree...

Infact Aunty K, was short of words, she said she warned her friend not to date the boy but becos the bob0 na fine boy( i hope its not our fineboy), and knowing her friend to be "olojukokoro", she no gree.

After a while, i asked aunty B to tell me the guy's name, at least if not for anything, make i just know incase....., for where.. she no gree tell me, and K sef say she no know, say na sweetness, her friend dey call the bobo,.

PS to Sweetness oh, please wherever u are..... u're about to enter wahala with B

15 comments:

LondonBuki said...

I don't think our FineBoy will fall into such a trap! LOL!!!

Who begged the Sweetness to look for Sugar Mummy! He has to face the consequences of his actions! LOL!!!

Have a nice week!

ExcitedJade said...

@ LB, Fineboy will never fall into such trap, finebabe is ok for him...lol, how r u my sister? momsie wa nko?

U're FIRST... u deserve chocomilo and "sweet balewa" for that, or is it "ekana gowon" u want?

BabsBETA said...

Thats what you get when you pitch your tent with trouble.

Lol @ ekana gowon and balewa.

temmy tayo said...

Sweetness ti wo wahala.

law_damsel said...

now dats a gist worth hearing.. abeg like how old is dis aunty? abeg she shud let d boy b..proper cradle snatching

Confused Naija Girl said...

heheh LOL juicy jist!

anijawife said...

Welcome to the blogville.As for the issue,person wey dey look for awful-hin belle go run.Life in London is like that as most of the ladies have kids but no husband,the men dont want to be tied down to responsibilities and again,there are surplus naija ladies there and compete for the few naija guys,so our men just look for who can provide free everything for them but they forget its has a cost and that bobo will pay for it.Iam not supporting the life style but our naijamen in London must get a life-apology to the hardworking ones.

chidi said...

its disgusting that women would date boyz old enough to be their own sons. I heard that Senator Florence Ita Giwa was dating the nigerian actor Chidi Mokeme. I swear i used to lyk the guy but when i heard that, it put me off him so much. I heard that he is now biulding a house in Lekki wit the money he got from her. The most disgusting part is how the woman tries to hold on to the guy by force! They should find men their own age abeg! Ashewos! loving your blog!

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

nko ti oju sweetness wa no oju e ri!!! (i think i just murdered yoruba there)

ExcitedJade said...

@babs...thanks jare, na guys like u we need in this society..u sef deserve eyin alangba for being the FIRST guy.

@Temmy... yes oh, o ti wo wahala

@Law, the stupid woman should be in her 40s, agbaya osi.

@CNG.....thanks darl..lol

@anija.. true talk jare, na all these stupid incubator boys dey disgrace other men.

@chidi, thanks jare.... am visting ur blog soon too...

CHEERS!!!

Vera Ezimora said...

Welcome o! How you dey enjoy Blogville?

Poor Aunt B is a woman jare. She wants in no matter what. Good luck to her and her young man; I'm thinking the young man needs more luck than Aunt B does.

Moments said...

Sweetness don enter sweet wahala. It's not only B who's got ojukokoro, even sweetness too has kokoro in his eyes. Haba!!! what's he doing with that grown ass aunty?? ehn!! he should finish what he's started, abi he thinks the big aunties are like the small girl he's been following?? no probs now, sebi he's about to see hehehe... I pity him small sha.

exschoolnerd said...

Aunty B: Oloriburuku e ti lo( the cursed boy's gone)


haha.there's sumthing about the yoruba language that just trips me..

iROCKORiGiNALiTY said...

Lol its true sha ooo Naija woman over of now adays like small boiz.

Calabar Gal said...

Sweetnes - LOL!! Make Aunty leave sweetness alone oh. Him say him no dey do again.